Chris and Aaron love them some sidescrollers. Especially old-school ones that are good for co-op play and tend to have a bit of extra difficulty. In the SNES era, there are very few better than Contra 3. Back when Konami was laying down hit after hit, the third installment of the Contra series continued the insane action, over-the-top difficulty, and great all-around fun. This episode chronicles Chris' lackluster attempt to get back into the game after over a decade hiatus. Still incredibly fun... still ludicrously difficult.